(Source: vintage-teaspoon, via fan-of-thg-trilogy)
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what are we eating for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(via fan-of-thg-trilogy)
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
(Source: gayenerys, via s-old)
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
(Source: chickensandwich, via s-old)